BE A GOOD PARENT ON DEVIL'S NIGHT!

Well, here it is, another devil's night has fallen upon us. How many fires will there be in good old filthy Detroit tonight? It is a shame that part of our yearly activities are to find a nice high roof, outside of Detroit, and watch the sky light up with fires and destruction. There are actually good things that come of this. The houses that are abandoned and falling apart usually get burned. These houses are a haven for crack heads and Nair do wells. There are endless stories of Detroit's children being dragged into these houses by scumbags and sexually assaulted and sometimes even killed. Most of the houses getting burned are these empty desolate houses that the city of Detroit claims they do not have the money to tear them down. But there are also plenty of occupied homes being set of fire as well as endless gunshots and violence. Here is an idea, maybe if parents would be parents the mess would not be so bad. My parents never let me or my sibling out of the house on this particular evening. They know that we would have got into some kind of trouble or caused some kind of damage. So just do your job, be a parent and monitor your child's activities and maybe it would be a safer world out there tonight. I would wager that the amount of fires goes up drastically from last year due to the economy. Many insurance claims will be filed tomorrow morning as people set fire to their own empty rental properties and foreclosure homes. We will see.

What is the definition of beauty?

How does one measure beauty? You can deny it all day, but you know darn well that when you 1st set eyes upon someone, the judging begins. Are they a mess? Are they beautiful? Are they in the middle? You answer all of these questions immediately. Yes you can spit out that beauty is only skin deep and that the internal beauty is all that matters. But you know that is BS. For example, would you rather your son showed up with the above pictured HOT MESS as his new fiancee or Cameron Diaz? Before you start slamming me, be honest with your answer to yourself. The only way you could really find beauty in a person like the one pictured above would be if it was a relative of yours or a loved one.

THE ENDLESS VARIETY OF FETISHS

fet⋅ish

  /ˈfɛtɪʃ, ˈfitɪʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fet-ish, fee-tish] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun

1.	an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.

2.	any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades.

3.	Psychology. any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.

Why do people develop fetishes? It may never be answered. But I have heard of some really weird fetishes. Anything from feet, balloons, latex, smoking, sneezing and so on....

Some fetishes are (in my opinion) gross, some are confusing and some are totally impossible for me to understand. For instance, there is one fetish that involves having a person stomp on a mans testicles. I have no idea how someone could like that. I have seen such videos and i causes me to cringe. I do not know a man that does not immediately shoot his hands down to protect his goody bag when viewing one of these. Than there is the infamous "Two girls and a cup" video that circulated several months ago. Someone somewhere finds it sexy but the average person will have a hard time keeping their hurl down if they view it.

Feel free to share your thoughts and maybe some of the strangest fetishes you are aware of. Also feel free to share what turns you on. Myself, I am a foot man. My wife has the sexiest feet in the world (along with many other of the sexiest body parts). Some people find feet repulsive. Others find them erotic. I wonder what makes their views so different?

BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC????

Why is it that women feel that it is necessary to breast feed in public? I understand that the squalling offspring need to eat, but come on. I was in a local mall yesterday with my 12 year old step-son and we walked up on one of these public feeding mommas. Of course he had question. He was like "WHAT THE!" I tried my best to explain what he just saw. All he kept saying, and most likely is still saying is "I saw boobies." I was not prepared to tackle the barrage of questions that followed. I tried my best to keep it technical, however, the dumbfounded glare in his eye and the constant repeating of the word boobies drove me slightly insane. Here is the thing, get a pump and bottle your succulent drippings or go into a rest room or at the very least, in your car and feed your screaming monkey. Not only do I have no desire to see your leathery nips, but I should not have to explain this to my kid.

CHECK OUT THIS ASSHOLE!

So, the day after I officially file a juicy chapter 13, I get this parasite sending me solicitations to invest through him. Ken Fisher Investments. 1st off, you need a minimum of $750,000.00 to invest with this idiot. 2nd I looked at my credit report and this asshole has ran my credit without my permission. What gives this maggot the right to just randomly run peoples credit? Is this legal? I assure you I am going to check on this and if he broke any Fair Credit Act laws, I will invest. I will invest in an attorney and get some shit started faster than you can flick a maggot off a wino!

OMAHA, Neb. - A Michigan mother drove roughly 12 hours to Omaha so she could abandon her 13-year-old son at a hospital under the state's unique safe-haven law, Nebraska officials said Monday.

The boy from the Detroit area is the second teenager from outside Nebraska and 18th child overall abandoned in the state since July when the law took effect.

There was no sign the boy was in immediate danger before he was abandoned and no indication why the boy's mother decided to leave him at the hospital, said Todd Landry, who heads the state's Department of Health and Human Services' division of children and family services.

Landry said at a news conference Monday afternoon that details of the boy's case still aren't known, such as whether the mother had sought help in Michigan first or whether the boy's father agreed to or aware of the decision.

Landry also said the boy doesn't appear to have any ties to Nebraska. He has been placed in an emergency shelter in the Omaha area.

Creighton hospital spokeswoman Lisa Stites said she did not know any additional details about the boy abandoned at her hospital Monday.

Last week, a 14-year-old girl from Iowa was abandoned at an Omaha hospital by her grandparents. The girl has since been returned to her family.

Officials with the Nebraska Department of Health and Human Services have stressed that the safe-haven law should be used for children in immediate danger only. Some officials are worried that Nebraska's broadly written law could make the state a dumping ground for unwanted children.

State officials have said parents and caregivers contemplating using the law need to understand there is no guarantee a child could be returned to them if they change their minds. The placement may involve the courts, and the process of regaining custody may prove difficult.

Officials have encouraged parents to seek other resources before resorting to abandonment. They've urged desperate parents to ask for help from family, faith-based groups and other community services before abandoning their children at hospitals.

Nebraska's law permits caregivers to abandon children at state-certified hospitals without fear of prosecution. It was intended to protect infants, as safe-haven laws do in most other states, but Nebraska's law specifies "child" without a definition. So some have concluded the law covers all minors, which in Nebraska includes anyone under the age of 19.

GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY DEED YOU GREEDY BASTARDS!

Well, we had to do it today. After much thought and a lot of struggling, it appears that the only way to keep our home is to file a nice little Chapter 13 bankruptcy. My wife, bless her soul, has been losing sleep and flinging files and paperwork all over the house for a few days now. She has had me printing documents, files and credit reports like it was no one's business. She set up an appointment with a local expert and away we went. I hope it all goes well for us. My wife and children deserve a home. This economy and our "SO CALLED" government provide so much more for foreigners and welfare recipients. Don't get me wrong, there are some great people who have to utilize the welfare system, but there are more lazy dirtbags sucking the system dry than you van shake a stick at. I have seen and met some of these winners over the years. EXAMPLE: Topless dancer making $300.00 a day and collecting food stamps and on medicaid. These are the system milking scum I am speaking about. Anyway, here we are, trying to make ends meet and live the American Dream. My wife puts it best, it is no longer the American dream, it is the American NIGHTMARE! It is hard to face these problems day to day, wondering if your children will have a place to call home the next day. Hopefully we can get a break with the Chapter 13. I will keep you all posted and please pray for us.