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WHAT IS TOO THIN?

If you look anything like this young lady....YOUR TOO THIN! Go get a Big Mac for god's sake. How can anyone look in the mirror and find this attractive. This is the other side of the spectrum from being obese. And I would wager just as detrimental to your body. The vitamin deficiencies and other negative aspects of malnutrition come to mind.

OK HAG, FACE IT, YOUR 50 NOT 20!

Yes I am guilty of being an old school Madonna fan. But not any more! Every dog has its day, and some certain people cannot come to grips with the reality that they are done. Let me share a few stories I heard from people who attended the recent Detroit concert. 1st and foremost. the bitch was late. Not just a few minutes TWO FUCKING HOURS! What disrespect to the fans. People who brought their kids, for whatever retarded reason, had to leave cause it was getting too late. The parking, which was $35.00 a piece was a cluster fuck. One way in and one way out. Holy fucking bottleneck Batman. As far as the show, she sang for 2 hours straight, no breaks. She sounded like stale ass on most of the songs. She topped it off with some good old Prince style FAKE guitar playing. Face it you washed up ghetto whore, you have seen your day. Go sit somewhere and try to remember when you were a good entertainer that actually had a smidge of respect for the people who made your career...YOUR FUCKING FANS YOU WORE OUT ASS MAGNET!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

Just a little reminder of the good old days. And to think, the $1997.00 was equal to about $5500.00 when this SUPER DEAL OF THE CENTURY was put out there.....Wow I feel old!

LIVING LARGE!

I have to wonder if they have to pay lot rent on this wonderful mansion? This 6 bedroom palace also seems to sport a greenhouse, perhaps they self medicate with whatever HERB they are growing in there. One can only imagine what the folks that own this little commune look like....

SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST USE WORDS TO HEAR SOUNDS!

Well, let me start off by saying that this entry is all about my step son's dad. I have been around my step son for 9 years, he is a wonderful, brilliant, funny, energetic and articulate kid. For the most part he is a blast to be around and always has been. Well, his dad, I will refer to as TURD McDINGUS, used to be great too. We always got along and he was Johnny on the spot when it came to doing things with his son. Well ole TURD McDINGUS was introduced to the whole internet dating thing, by me. He utilized it as a tool to have "MUCH SEX" with many women. He started getting into swing parties, orgies and all kinds of kinky shit. Not that I condone that kind of behavior, but what he does on his time is his business, he never brought it around his son, so being a single guy, he is cool to do as he wants. Well one day, out of nowhere, we hear that he is having this HOUSE CARP and her NEEDY assed kid move into his house. He even went as far as to give his son's room to the needy kid and made his kid move his stuff. So here it is, the only sancuary for my step son, away from his demanding and mean step sister, and now it has been squashed. He is forced to play with the afore mentioned needy brat and entertain her and her sleep over friends so MOMMY can read, eat cheese, slim fast bars and laxatives in peace. This is the part I get pissed at, before House Carp arrived, my step son was picked up every friday and dropped off on sunday nights, like clockwork. Now all of a sudden since little Miss. Eating disorder has to refuse to grow up and wants to go to the bar and get wasted every weekend that she does not have needy McGreedy, my step son has to deal with every other weekend at dads. This idot thinks that my wife is jealous of him being married. He refuses to accept that his son is pissed at him, even though his son has flat out told him. He refuses to take anty responsability for his own actions and blames everyone else. My wife is now not letting him see my step son unless he can adhere to the original scheduale as it is not fair to alter a kids whole life because some HOUSE CARP is suddenly more important than him. I have been with Mom for 9 years and married 4 years. And he still even says to the friend of the court people that my wife is just jeleous of him being married. He is now a piece of shit in my book and will remain so until he grows the fuck up and realizes what he is doing to his son!

ONE COOL SITE...SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!

I have been going to this site for years, and I always get a laugh out of it. They do have some adult material so make sure the kiddies are not around when your looking. They even reward people for sending their ideas for T-Shirts in. If they use your idea they reward you. I am not gonna waste my time telling you what my favorites are, you judge for yourself. I have added a link in the top left hand side of my blog. Or just click on the picture above. Have a look!

LETS PLAY A GAME. PUT A CAPTION TO THIS PICTURE.

Ok....from time to time I come across a picture that I cannot understand. Lest see who can make this picture make sense. Comment away and the winner will get their props!