Sunday, January 25, 2009


He was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy emptied his 7mm Magnum semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head.

The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6' high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world.


Anchorage Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the airport to remind tourists of the risks involved when in the wild.

Based on the contents of the bears stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours including a missing hiker.

The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol were the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found.

Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the gr izzly with four shots (the Service ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body), it only wounded the bear and probably angered it immensely.

The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker.

Think about this:
If you are an average size man; You would be level with the bear's navel when he stood upright. The bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows.
So, when are YOU gong to Alaska???

LOOKS LIKE A PRE-HISTORIC DINOSAUR TO ME, WHAT A FREAK OF NATURE!

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Too old to deserve it and too dead to enjoy it!



Conn. man's last lotto ticket wins $10M for widow

DANBURY, Conn. – On the day that Donald Peters died, he unknowingly provided financial security for his wife of 59 years and their family.

Peters bought two Connecticut Lottery tickets at a local 7-Eleven store on Nov. 1 as part of a 20-year tradition he shared with his wife Charlotte. Later that day, the 79-year-old retired hat factory worker suffered a fatal heart attack while working in his yard in Danbury.

On Friday, his widow cashed in one of the tickets: a $10 million winner which, in her grief over her husband's death, she had put aside and almost discarded before recently checking the numbers.

"I'm numb," Charlotte Peters, 78, said at Connecticut Lottery headquarters in Rocky Hill.

Donald Peters usually bought the tickets for 10 weeks at a stretch, so the winning ticket he bought Nov. 1 for the Dec. 2 drawing was among several that Charlotte Peters put aside as she, their three children and two grandchildren coped with his sudden death.

"I was in the grocery store and I had it checked and they told me I was a winner," she said. "I had no idea how much it was."

She said she thought she had won $6 million but was surprised to learn from lottery officials she'd won $10 million.

Charlotte Peters has 60 days to decide whether to take a $6 million pre-tax lump sum payment or stretch the winnings into 21 yearly payments of almost $477,300 each.

She does not yet know what she will do with the money.

"I've always wanted a Corvette, but I don't think I'll buy one. I'll stick to a small car. I might go to Mohegan Sun," she said, referring to the casino in Connecticut. "I'm going to go home and sit and think."

The Peters children think their father would have appreciated the irony.

"He'd be very mad, he just passed away and she won a lot of money," said Brian Peters, one of the couple's three children. "He'd say, 'Figures!'"


Why is it that these hundred year old, half dead (in this case all the way dead) people always seem to win the big bucks? Life really sucks sometimes, why can't a young struggling couple with kids ever win? Life really has a sense of humor!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

WHAT IS TOO THIN?


If you look anything like this young lady....YOUR TOO THIN! Go get a Big Mac for god's sake. How can anyone look in the mirror and find this attractive. This is the other side of the spectrum from being obese. And I would wager just as detrimental to your body. The vitamin deficiencies and other negative aspects of malnutrition come to mind.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

OK HAG, FACE IT, YOUR 50 NOT 20!


Yes I am guilty of being an old school Madonna fan. But not any more! Every dog has its day, and some certain people cannot come to grips with the reality that they are done. Let me share a few stories I heard from people who attended the recent Detroit concert. 1st and foremost. the bitch was late. Not just a few minutes TWO FUCKING HOURS! What disrespect to the fans. People who brought their kids, for whatever retarded reason, had to leave cause it was getting too late. The parking, which was $35.00 a piece was a cluster fuck. One way in and one way out. Holy fucking bottleneck Batman. As far as the show, she sang for 2 hours straight, no breaks. She sounded like stale ass on most of the songs. She topped it off with some good old Prince style FAKE guitar playing. Face it you washed up ghetto whore, you have seen your day. Go sit somewhere and try to remember when you were a good entertainer that actually had a smidge of respect for the people who made your career...YOUR FUCKING FANS YOU WORE OUT ASS MAGNET!

Sunday, November 09, 2008

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!


Just a little reminder of the good old days. And to think, the $1997.00 was equal to about $5500.00 when this SUPER DEAL OF THE CENTURY was put out there.....Wow I feel old!

LIVING LARGE!


I have to wonder if they have to pay lot rent on this wonderful mansion? This 6 bedroom palace also seems to sport a greenhouse, perhaps they self medicate with whatever HERB they are growing in there. One can only imagine what the folks that own this little commune look like....